Thats Crap and You Know It Hellboy

Hellboy (2004)

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• [talking to Liz, re: his appearance]

  Hellboy : I wish I could do something near this. Just I can't. But I can promise you lot two things. I: I'll always await this good.

  [Liz laughs]

  Hellboy : Ii: I'll never surrender on yous... ever.

  Liz Sherman : I similar that.

  Hellboy : Expert.

• Abe Sapien : [while stitching upwardly Hellboy'due south forearm] How long did he impact yous?

  Hellboy : I don't know? About 5 seconds?

  Abe Sapien : [pulls three eggs out of his forearm] Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.

  Hellboy : Didn't even buy me a beverage.

• [Hellboy grabs Sammael'due south tongue]

  Hellboy : Second date, no tongue!

• Hellboy : Hey Myers, you lot're a talker. What's a practiced discussion, a solid word for "need"?

  John Myers : Well, "demand" is a proficient, solid word.

  Hellboy : Nah. Too needy.

• Abe Sapien : Remind me why I do this again.

  Hellboy : Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.

  Abe Sapien : Ah!

• Liz Sherman : In the nighttime I heard your vox, what did y'all say?

  Hellboy : I said, "Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then y'all'll exist sorry!"

• Hellboy : [carrying the torso of a re-blithe corpse over his shoulder] How you doing back there, Ivan?

  Ivan Klimatovich : [in Russian] If I notwithstanding had legs, I'd kick your donkey!

  Hellboy : [to amanuensis] Could you lot hold this guy for a while? He is and then negative.

• Abe Sapien : [about Sammael] Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr...

  Hellboy : Cutting to the cease, volition ya? How practice I kill it?

  Abe Sapien : Hmm, doesn't say.

• [repeated line]

  Hellboy : Aw, crap.

• Hellboy : Await, Sammy, I'k not a very good shot...

  [holds up his huge revolver]

  Hellboy : ...but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.

• Kid on Rooftop : Simply go down at that place and tell her how you feel.

  [Hellboy is silent]

  Kid on Rooftop : My mom ever says...

  Hellboy : Information technology's non... information technology's non that piece of cake. Plus, you're nine. Y'all're non old plenty to be giving me advice.

• [holding his stone manus up to a moving motorcar]

  Hellboy : Blood-red means finish!

  [punches the car into the air]

• Abe Sapien : [after probing the sealed door] Backside this door, a nighttime entity. Evil, aboriginal and hungry.

  Hellboy : [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.

• Hellboy : I'grand fireproof, you're not.

• Hellboy : [hears the warning in his room, to Myers] Hey. Hey. Hey. They're playing our song.

• [Hellboy is going dorsum to face Behemoth]

  John Myers : Are yous going to be... okay? Solitary?

  Hellboy : How big can it be?

  [a tentacle grabs Hellboy and pulls him back]

• Hellboy : I'1000 gonna exist sore in the mornin'!

• Hellboy : You killed my father, your ass is mine!

• [spying on Liz and Myers]

  Hellboy : She took his picture. DAMN. She took his picture. She took his motion-picture show.

• [communicating on radio]

  Liz Sherman : Sparky to Large Red... practise you read me? Over.

  Hellboy : Sparky? Who came up with that? Myers?

• [Clay examines his new hair implants]

  Agent Clay : This doesn't really look like doll'due south pilus! Be honest, what do you retrieve, Red?

  Hellboy : I'm thinking about doing it myself.

• Hellboy : I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.

• Hellboy : Are you okay?

  [manning nods weakly. Hellboy brings out a cigar and fires up his Zippo]

  Hellboy : You'd improve stay here. I'll find a way out. We'll come back for y'all.

  Tom Manning : You lot call that thing a cigar?

  Hellboy : Yup.

  Tom Manning : You never, always light a cigar that mode.

  Tom Manning : [he digs out one of his fine cigars, cuts it and hands information technology to Hellboy] Use a wooden lucifer. It preserves the flavor.

  Hellboy : [he lights it for him and Hellboy grins] Thanks.

  Tom Manning : [smiles] My job.

• Hellboy : Didn't I kill yous already?

• Hellboy : Exterior. I could be outside.

  Abe Sapien : You mean, exterior with her.

  Hellboy : Don't become psychic with me, fella.

  Abe Sapien : Nothing psychic nearly it. You're easy.

  Hellboy : How am I gonna get a daughter? I drive effectually in a garbage truck.

  Abe Sapien : Liz left u.s.a., Red. Take the hint.

  Hellboy : [picks up his gun] Nosotros don't accept hints.

• Hellboy : [while Sammael is eating] What yous having? Vi library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man, you're gonna demand some heavy fiber to move that out.

• Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : A 16-century statue was destroyed. Saint Dionysius the Areopagite.

  Hellboy : Who wards off demons.

  Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : The statue, however, was hollow.

  Hellboy : A reliquary?

  Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : A prison. The Vatican thought its occupant dangerous plenty to include information technology on the list of Avignon, of which, past the way, we hold a copy.

  [Hellboy holds upward a speed-loader of giant glass bullets]

  Hellboy : Perfect task for these babies. Made 'em myself. Holy h2o, clover leafage, silver shavings, white oak... the works.

• Tom Manning : [two government agents have died under Hellboy's control and Manning is displeased] Yous know what my problem with y'all is? You're reckless. Those two men trusted you to lead them as a squad. Where were you?

  Hellboy : I knew those men amend than you did.

  Tom Manning : Ah, I see. That makes it all right then.

  Hellboy : No, it doesn't arrive all correct, simply I stopped that affair, didn't I?

  Tom Manning : Yeah, that'southward what you do. That's why we need yous. Y'all have an insight. Yous know monsters.

  Hellboy : What are y'all trying to say?

  Tom Manning : This whole thing is a farce, considering in the end, later on yous've killed and captured every freak out there - in that location's still 1 left: you.

  Hellboy : [sighs and acts natural] Manning, I wish I could be more gracious, but...

  [furiously pulls a machine from off the floor, lifts it and heaves information technology in Manning's direction]

• Grigori Rasputin : Open up the final lock.

  [Hellboy moves to insert his stone mitt into the second lock]

  John Myers : Call up who you are!

  [Meyers throws Professor Bruttenholm's rosary at Hellboy. He pauses]

  Grigori Rasputin : Believe me, I accept lived long enough to know! Non a tear will be shed for this world!

  John Myers : You have a option! Your father gave you that!

  Grigori Rasputin : No, y'all don't! In that location is no choice! Now, open information technology! DO IT!

  [Hellboy tears his horns off]

  Grigori Rasputin : What have you done?

  Hellboy : I CHOSE.

  [stabs Rasputin with his horns]

  Grigori Rasputin : You will never empathize what kind of power yous have.

  Hellboy : I estimate I'll have to find some way to live with that.

• [nearby phone rings every bit Hellboy fights Sammael]

  Hellboy : IT'South FOR You!

  [Hellboy hits Sammuel with the telephone]

• [property a corpse by a noose over his shoulder]

  Hellboy : This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.

  Ivan Klimatovich : [in Russian] Go that way, Carmine Monkey!

• John Myers : Did you lot e'er lose track of him?

  Hellboy : Well permit'southward see - at that place was that moment, when I had the train on tiptop of my head...

• Hellboy : Mmmm... nachos!

• Abe Sapien : [every bit Hellboy walks abroad from Sammael's corpse] Reddish, you need to hear the rest of the information.

  Hellboy : Nah, he's taken intendance of.

  Abe Sapien : No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal...

  [Hellboy starts to make "blah blah" motions with his mitt]

  Abe Sapien : ...hound of resurrection.

  Hellboy : [stops] See, I don't like that.

  Abe Sapien : What? Hound of resurrection?

  Hellboy : [turns effectually; Sammael is gone] Mmm.

• Hellboy : Open wide!

  [breaks Sammael'south lower jaw]

• [in a large cemetery, searching for Rasputin'due south mausoleum]

  Tom Manning : Where are you going?

  Hellboy : To ask for directions.

  [opens an amulet]

  Hellboy : Come on, find me a talker...

• Abe Sapien : You've been burned by some kind of organic acid.

  Hellboy : I'm lucky that way.

• Hellboy : Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One canvas of glass between united states of america and them.

  Abe Sapien : Story of my life.

• Hellboy : Hey, Sparky... tell everyone to plough on their locator belts if anyone sees anything.

  John Myers : Are you sure about this?

  Hellboy : On a scale of ane to ten, two.

• [Hellboy and Sammael fall through a vent]

  Hellboy : YOU DAMNED MONSTER!

  [Hellboy punches him]

• [Hellboy pummels Sammael]

  Hellboy : Hurts, doesn't it? You shouldn't hurt PEOPLE!

• Hellboy : [subsequently punching through a brick wall] You guys comin' or what?

• [Hellboy breaks through a wall and sees Liz has returned to the B.P.R.D. with John]

  Hellboy : Liz?

  Liz Sherman : Some things never change.

  Hellboy : LIZ!

  [Liz walks abroad, leaving John]

  Hellboy : You did information technology buddy! You DID Information technology!

  [John walks abroad, leaving Hellboy]

  Hellboy : Myers? Pop?

• Hellboy : What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"?

• [every bit Hellboy tries to lath a train in pursuit of a monster, the driver beats him in the head with a fire extinguisher]

  Hellboy : OW! HEY! I'm on your side!

  Railroad train Commuter : Huh! Certain!

  [hits Hellboy again]

• Hellboy : [later spotting Sammael in railway tunnel] Waiting for me, chunk-face?

• John Myers : [referring to stinger from Sammael'southward natural language on Hellboy's arm] What is that matter?

  Hellboy : Ah crap!

  [hands stinger to Myers]

  Hellboy : I'll become inquire!

  [Myers fumbles with stinger and drops it while shuddering]

• Hellboy : [as Abe is patching up Hellboy's arm subsequently his get-go fight with Sammael, Abe accidentally hurts Hellboy] DAMN! Could you *delight* be a fiddling more careful?

  Abe Sapien : Mm-hmm... big babe.

• Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm : I wish you would accept better care of yourself. I'm not going to be around for ever, you know.

  Hellboy : DAD!

• Hellboy : Let me ask her directions...

  Tom Manning : What did information technology say?

• [talking to samaël in the museum/library]

  Hellboy : Hey stinkey! Kitchen 's closed!

  Hellboy : Whatcha havin'? Half-dozen library guards raw, plus belts and boots?

  Hellboy : Man... you're gonna demand some heavy fibre to move that out.

• Hellboy : [talking to Samaël in the museum/library] Hey stinkey! Kitchen 'south closed! Whatcha havin'? Six library guards raw, plus belts and boots? Man... you're gonna need some heavy fibre to move that out.

• Tom Manning : Take you found them yet?

  Hellboy : I got 'em right below me. Matter of minutes.

  Tom Manning : Okay, good. Could you hurry upward, because it's a... it'due south a little spooky in here.

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